Jennifer Lawrence won a lot of awards this weekend for reminding everyone that the chick who way too easily agreed to bang you is almost certainly bipolar, but more importantly her breasts looked spectacular at whatever the hell she was at. Granted, they lacked the unbridled pageantry of Brandi Glanville‘s Oscar gown, Jennifer Lawrence is Read More...

If I had to pick one item to perfectly encapsulate the unparalleled class and sophistication of the Oscars, it’d have to be Anne Hathaway wearing a nipple dress. Not to mention it’s literally the only thing that happened to her all night. *thinks for a minute* Yup, just the nipple dress. Ol’ nipply-roo… Photos: GettyRead More...

- Meryl Streep picked a wedgie while presenting at the Oscars. Hollywood! – Matthew McConaughey and his personally-designed assless chaps receive the respect they deserve. – Sara Jean Underwood and other future sufferers of lower back problems. – Seth MacFarlane opened the Oscars with a Rihanna and Chris Brown joke that Read More...

Okay, I swear to God I’m done with the Lord of The Rings schtick. Alright, folks, the Oscars are tonight, so starting at 8:30 EST, Photo Boy and I will be live-tweeting the show because we don’t want to see you die of goddamn boredom around the 90 minute mark which is probably inevitable. Also, Read More...

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which makes its triumphant return to its normal time and place because I’m not dying from the goddamn plague anymore. Although, in hindsight, I did enjoy pumping myself full of pharmaceuticals and inexplicably watching The Lord of The Rings in case you Read More...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. Read More...

There was a beautiful, almost innocent time when Mila Kunis was afforded a ton of goodwill despite being famous for playing a shrill harpie on a Fox sitcom. She was smoking hot, yet incredibly nerdy to the point that Seth MacFarlane was in awe of her Star Trek knowledge. But then a darkness happened. She Read More...

Earlier in the week we posted pics of Katherine Webb on the set of Splash, the celebrity div- you know what? You don’t want to know, that were okay provided you not once looked at her face. So here are way better ones because they’re almost entirely of her tits and ass as she bends Read More...

“24 penises, you say? I’ll be there in a hour.” Back in 2011, nobody wanted to hire Lindsay Lohan as an actress and coke is expensive, so she sued Pitbull over his song “Give Me Everything” because he used the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Apparently she felt he needed her Read More...

“Look to the cookie.” Photo: INFdaily, RAAK/AKM-GSIRead More...

“Will I be playing April O’Neil’s mom? Ahahahaha… Yes.” Up until yesterday, I knew exactly two things to be true: Megan Fox‘s acting career was over, but she was trying to pass it off as her choice it so she could stop being objectified and focus on being a mom. And Michael Bay‘s Teenage Mutant Read More...

- Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are getting a divorce. – Amber Rose birthed a son. – Yoga pants as far as the eye can see… – Rob Kardashian put on 40 pounds dating Rita Ora because apparently he’s a woman and thought they were married. – The time a Read More...