I’m a Jessica-Jane Clement Admirer, Get Me In There.

Perhaps no other celebrity has had a hotter past 30 days than Jessica-Jane Clement, whose hot body and generally lumber-inducing skillset has been on grand display in magazines and videos across the British Empire in preparation for her participation on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, a quite craptastic bit of television that you just knew would feature the awe-inspiring flesh puppies of Jessica-Jane. And, lo and behold, or low and hold, our dreams have come true, courtesy of some fun-filled bikini-clad funbag moments in IACGMOH, where Jessica- Jane shows off her finer assets in motion, bends, and stretches that will make you ever wonder why you spent any part of half a second wondering if you’d ever fall in lust with this hot young woman. Consider that case closed.

Jungle profile

Profession: Actress

Best known for: Duping members of the public in The Real Hustle

Phobias: Spiders

“I love make-up, big hair and photo shoots – and I’m going to keep doing it until someone stops me,” says The Real Hustle star. But don’t be fooled by Jess’s glamorous attitude – she’s not scared of getting her hands dirty and claims she’s happy to endure any Bushtucker Trial.

One thing that has crossed Jessica-Jane’s mind is food. “I’ll probably put on a bit of weight in the jungle after eating all the rice and beans,” she giggles. “The most exotic thing I’ve ever eaten before is salmon – covered in tomato sauce.” Let’s hope she’s brought some Ketchup to the jungle!

Pink bikini trial

Before She was famous

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