Wow, here she comes, Miss America, or, rather, Miss USA and Miss Universe, Oliva Culpo, jazzing up The Great Gatsby screening in New York by wearing a see-through dress top without any bra on beneath. And she pulls it off with flapper like aplomb, if I may say so. We’ve not seen much of Olivia since her early splash after being named Miss Universe, but now we get to see a whole lot of her. I guess it was worth the wait. I certainly would have voted for her. Or, at least, called her back to my judicial chambers for a private time chance for her to explain precisely why she deserved to be crowned. I’m fair like that. Enjoy. P.S I had to share Alyssa Miller looking all kinds of sideboob hot as well at the screening. Because, well, you know why. OLIVIA CULPO LOOKED RIDICULOUSLY HOT DURING HER PAGEANT WIN...

I’m not exactly sure what the BT Sports Industry Award are, but they had the good sense to invite hottie 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes and ask her to wear a little something showy. So, she arrived as requested. And quite the spectacular cleavetastic show it was. I’m guessing having her boobtastic pushed up so high wasn’t excessively comfortable for Jessica, so we say thanks in advance for a public exhibition of such fleshy goodness. It made the tried and often tired process of the red carpet all that much more worthwhile. Ta-ta’s really do make everything better. Enjoy. JESSICA LOWNDES SWEATY CAMEL TOE MADE OUR DAY AND A HALF...

Wow, not sure how many times I’m going to insist that all of you will someday be Helen Flanagan fans one day if you just keep watching her closely. How about now? For a girl named ‘Helen’, Ms. Flanagan is a mighty fine looking specimen of sextastic womanhood. She just up and decided that she wasn’t just going to show up to FHM’s Hottest 100 Ladies or whatnot party, she was going to own that mother. And she did. Clearly. It takes one mighty confident woman to take a stab at being the belle of a hotness-designed ball. Helen Flanagan wins. Enjoy. HELEN FLANAGAN KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A PUBLIC APPEARANCE...

One EgoReader once wrote me accusing me of loving any ‘ginger with a heartbeat’. That seems so crass and so utterly wrong. He completely forgot the word ‘hottie’. Any ginger hottie with a heartbeat. Oh, yes. Most definitely yes. And falling well into that category, though often tragically overlooked, Isla Fisher, spunky redheaded underrated hottie, showing off some of her wares outside Good Morning America. How Isla Fisher never makes anybody’s personal Hollywood making of the sexy time bucket list, I don’t know. But she’s on mine. In two places. As one time I’d like to be sweet. And the other time truly memorably naughty. It’s the ginger hair. It doth inspire. As does Isla’s sextastic girl next door body and looks. If only she were next door, I could begin operation Peeping on Isla Nightly. Alas, this will have to do for now. Enjoy. WHEN ISLA FISHER SHOWS HER CLEAVAGE, WE WEEP A LITTLE...

One EgoReader once wrote me accusing me of loving any ‘ginger with a heartbeat’. That seems so crass and so utterly wrong. He completely forgot the word ‘hottie’. Any ginger hottie with a heartbeat. Oh, yes. Most definitely yes. And falling well into that category, though often tragically overlooked, Isla Fisher, spunky redheaded underrated hottie, showing off some of her wares outside Good Morning America. How Isla Fisher never makes anybody’s personal Hollywood making of the sexy time bucket list, I don’t know. But she’s on mine. In two places. As one time I’d like to be sweet. And the other time truly memorably naughty. It’s the ginger hair. It doth inspire. As does Isla’s sextastic girl next door body and looks. If only she were next door, I could begin operation Peeping on Isla Nightly. Alas, this will have to do for now. Enjoy. WHEN ISLA FISHER SHOWS HER CLEAVAGE, WE WEEP A LITTLE...

One EgoReader once wrote me accusing me of loving any ‘ginger with a heartbeat’. That seems so crass and so utterly wrong. He completely forgot the word ‘hottie’. Any ginger hottie with a heartbeat. Oh, yes. Most definitely yes. And falling well into that category, though often tragically overlooked, Isla Fisher, spunky redheaded underrated hottie, showing off some of her wares outside Good Morning America. How Isla Fisher never makes anybody’s personal Hollywood making of the sexy time bucket list, I don’t know. But she’s on mine. In two places. As one time I’d like to be sweet. And the other time truly memorably naughty. It’s the ginger hair. It doth inspire. As does Isla’s sextastic girl next door body and looks. If only she were next door, I could begin operation Peeping on Isla Nightly. Alas, this will have to do for now. Enjoy. WHEN ISLA FISHER SHOWS HER CLEAVAGE, WE WEEP A LITTLE...

Doutzen Kroes just keeps getting more and more MILFtastic. Yes, we love to see our Victoria’s Secret angels in their trademark lingerie catalog shoots, but, oh, so much better when caught candidly as on the beach in little bikinis flashing their million dollar bodies. And I’d pay a million dollars for a few moments of loving, touching, and squeezing with Doutzen. I’m currently just $999,999 and some change short of that goal, but I’ve just got a second shift at the El Super Loco so within 375 more years, I should be able to scrape this together. Some dreams are short term, and some dreams, as is happening with the sight of Doutzen Kroes in her tiny bikini, oh, they are long dreams indeed. Enjoy. EVEN RIGHT AFTER BABY MAKING, DOUTZEN LOOKED FINE IN HER BIKINI...

Kelly Osbourne seems to have a rocky path. She’s up, she’s down. She’s in the hospital, she’s on the mend, she’s split up, she’s with some guy, she’s fired, she’s hired, she’s vomiting in the streets or she’s in some $5K dress on the red carpet. I suppose this is why she mostly appeals to other women. Men don’t go for drama unless it ends quickly in somebody being shot or stabbed or getting lucky with a lady. Kelly is down in Australia doing something important no doubt, but took time away from her important stuff to put on a bikini and show off a bit around the pool. Now, we could comment on Kelly’s looks, but that’d only piss off some of you who have a Kelly thing. Let’s just say Kelly is packing a lot into that bikini of hers. I suppose there’a a fashion tip in there somewhere for the poochy gals....

Well, the admission by Julianne Hough that she’s pretty much waiting for Mr. Right before she gives up any of the Hough muffin means she’s officially crossed off my list, however, for those of you into devout hotties with nice bikini bodies and a sweet pot o’ cash in the bank, you could do far worse than Julianne Hough. Julianne put her bikini body on display in Miami, and it’s quite a thing. Slender, tight, hot. Maybe I can forgive that virginity pledge thing and… no, just can’t get past it. So, just ogling for now. Enjoy. JULIANNE HOUGH KNOWS HOW TO WEAR A BIKINI...

Topshop heiress Chloe Green seems to be doing quite fine with her recent reported fling with Marc Anthony. Maybe it’s all the recently divorced guy making of the sexy time, but Chloe Green is definitely thinning out quite nicely for a wealthy girl who I would marry in a heartbeat. Prancing around Miami in an undersized bikini, Chloe now holds her own in terms of heiress walks. A good week by the way for British wealthy offspring, including Tamara Ecclestone taking off her clothes for Playboy. Could Chloe be next? Hmm, never say never. Enjoy. CHLOE GREEN USED TO BE A TAD BIT MEATIER...

I’d be lying if I said I never had a romantic thought about various female cartoon characters. Sure they don’t end up showing much, but neither does Katy Cocktease and I can never peel her away from my dreams either. Katy was in Cancun for a promotional event for Smurfs 2 (I know, who hasn’t been counting the days until that film arrives), flashing some cleavage, and making Smurfette wonder if she could’ve got her own gig had she been willing to show 90%, but never all, of her female form. Alas, it probably doesn’t work for blue midgets as well as hottie pop divas, but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t smurf it....

Thank you to friend of Egotastic!, photographer of the sexy ladies of Sudamericana, Ale Santiago for this outrageously fine spread of super Argentinean hottie Noelia Rios. You may recall we first met Noelia in Ale’s rather oddly provocative dual unclothed photoshoot with her own brother, and our lust affair with the Latina hottie has developed from there. Sometimes, incest can be the start of a truly beautiful relationship. Disfruta. Check out more work from Ale Santiago on his home photographer site. THE PHOTOSHOOT THAT SPARKED RIOTS IN THE STREETS OF EGOTASTIC!...